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Recipe for a movie:

1 lb Matrix
1/2 cup Fight Club
1/4 cup (packed) Equilibrium
pinch of Star Wars
dash of Willard

Mix Fight Club and Equilibrium in a mixing bowl. Set aside. Take the Matrix and pound out all religious overtones. Add Matrix to the bowl and marinate overnight.

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Take mixture and place into 9″ round cake pan. Sprinkle Star Wars and Willard over the top. Bake for 110 minutes or until ridiculous.

Best served in a speeding car or a runaway train.

via kfanI love this meme.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

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My answers:

1. Katana
2. Time of the Season – The Zombies
3. Jack Burton

How about you?